for Phil), you've only one life to live so shype up. Come off that
dark shadowy attitude you've been spewing about lytely and tyke on
a new love for life around 'ere or tomorrow you may be searching for
another world, a world apart from 'ere in which to 'ang yer 'at for
the rest of the days of our lives. Get to know where the heart is
and which side your crumpets' buttered on or, so 'elp me, as the
world turns, by the edge of night, you'll be out of 'ere on your
ruddy duff! Withdrawn, ducky luv!" ("She always was
a lousy con-
versationalist before we bought that damned telly", thought Phillip)
"Sir '0rkie"'. said the Queen, "you and the 'M.L.,U1' really ring
my chimes so I'm going to sell my platinum dinner bell collection
and arrange for a modest fleet to await your pleasure in Penzance".
"Cor, b1imie!" Orkie breathed. "Don't mention it", magnanimized the
Queen. "Sunrise Semester", muttered Prince Phillip.
Sir "0rkie" and his partie departed for the monorail terminal with
Gusto and Exhuberance, (the 0ueen's coachmen) .