PP*
Orkie:
The affore mentioned Society has been retained by several of the
more intelligent shareholders in the "MLU" to investigate your
recent lack of reports. We have assigned the "MLU" project to
the secret enforcement wing of our organization and they in turn
have given it code name "MLUKLUCK".
We have been presented with a complete set of your reports, clippings,
and other assorted garbage and have in turn assigned our vast intelli-
gence to investigate their va1idity, PP* has assured our clients that
unlike your reports and recommendations ours will be thorough,
voluminous, and be presented post haste.
Stanley**
* Polish Panthers
** Alias - Stash the bowling shirt
P.S. We haveobtained the permission of our clients to forward
you copies of our findings and recommendations. Therefore,
we are enclosing several preliminary reports.
Encl.
Apparently the "PP" organization has mixed up the "M.L.,U!" Society with some "MLU" operation;
however, the Vootie Corp. has, today, acquired the entire "PP" operation & has already disbanded
the trite, but amusing "MLUKLUCK" Group & has paid off its members in crayons. The "PPIN" &
"PPLED" people are also now disbanded (payment in half crayons).