Subject: Preliminary Data as to the authenticity of Orkie's
Reports to Stockholders.
In report #11A, Orkie stated that he was in Penzance and was somewhat
worried about the Pie Rate situation that existed there. It has
come to our attention through reliable sources that at the time
Orkie stated that he was in Penzance, all of the Pie Rates were at
a pre-lenten ball in Rio.
At the aforementioned time, Orkie just might have been hallucinating
from the effects of foreign substances in his blood stream (type
or origin unknown to us at this time), we can safely make the previous
statement because Sir Orkie was spotted by one of our agents entering
a wild grass party being held on Prezance Rd (Penzance Rd is located
in the Gleenbrook area and connects to Culloden Rd.) our contact has
stated that upon entering the party, Orkie was overheard to say that
he was entering the party for a quick spot ot TEA
*Polish Panther Intelligence Network