Subject: Preliminary Recommendations
Upon reading the preliminary report from PPIN, we have deemed it
necessary to issue a listing of alternatives for use in dealing
with the officers of the "MLU".
Since Orkie and his pencil pushing stoolie in the goon squad have
several years yet to go on their contracts, some of our alternatives
are hampered, in other words by signing these boobs to such long
contracts you have cramped our style, but then again there may be
a strategic advantage in it for us yet.
The alternatives are:
a) Threaten to start a down and out all or nothing proxy fight
which we are sure can be won without any problem. Upon taking
control of the company, sell Orkie's contract to a one-time
destitute but now very prosperous indian mahout, who would only
be too happy to pay well for a British house-boy. As for the
head of the goon squad, his contract could be sold to a gentleman
(to remain nameless) who works in an Engineering Department at a
concern located in the Southern part of Stamford, Conn. Who in
turn would be happy to pay well for an indentured-go-for-pencil
sherpener- and towel-boy
b)Resort to drastic if not entirely legal measures.
* Polish Panther Legal and Enforcement Division.