"Todye we passed betwixt the Isle of Wight and the lesser known Isle
of Wong. Our navigator called to mind the immortal observation of
Pwince Henwy of Wett: "When twaveling these waters we must know Wight
from Wong and always pass Wight on the Wong side, (or Wong on the
Wight side), and must never get this wong, wight?"
Of the pwince, his maiden aunt Winona, (once wonged on the Isle of
Wight), once said: "In the wett clan good ol' Henwy stands in vewy
solid - one might sye 'e's all Wett."
Well worded Winona! And so, on to London.