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Condiment Dispersal Applicator

On receiving me the papers founding the basis of the Peter D. Spaine Library (contributions nontax deductible) I found to my surprise that Uncle Peter has modestly refrained over the years from self promotion as the inventor of the salt shaker. This handy gadget, found in almost every home, apparently sprang from his fertile imagination. I had not previously been aware that Grandpa's talent for invention had been passed to any of the next generation.

Uncle Peter's personal life is fairly simple. I therefore conclude either that the undoubtably large royalty payments for this creation have been given secretly to charity, or they are being stashed away to form a foundation for future generations. In either case I am pleased to be associated with him.









 
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* OPERATION MANUAL


Condiment Dispersal Applicator
(CDA Unit)

* Preliminary Manual - subject to revision for the intelligence deprived

CONFIDENTIAL


PROPRIETARY




I. DIS-ASSEMBLY


1. Grasp Tank/Base Unit firmly

2. While firmly retaining Tank/Base Unit in place, grasp dispersal nozzle & turn in counterclockwise direction until completely free of Tank/Base Unit

3. Place dispersal nozzle down in handy location

4. Ungrasp Tank/Base Unit.



II. CONDIMENT INSERTION


1. Unseal NACL container (not supplied with CDA Unit)

2. Re-grasp Tank/Base Unit

3. Pour NACL into Tank/Base Unit until approx. 7/8 full. Do not overfill.

4. Put down NACL container

5. While still grasping Tank/Base Unit, pick up dispersal nozzle & place on top of Tank/Base Unit;
carefully turn nozzle in clockwise direction until firmly seated home (see 5-a)

5-A. If dispersal nozzle does not easily turn onto Tank/Base Unit, check to see if nozzle is upside down.

6. Ungrasp both parts of CDA Unit.

7. CDA Unit is now armed & ready.

NOTE: Foregoing instructions for insertion of NACL may be repeated for insertion of other
dispersalable substances.



III. CONDIMENT DISPERSAL OPERATION


I.Q. clearance required


1. Primary Method

A. Grasp CDA Unit in upright position & transport to area of desired dispersal

B. While hovering over targeted area, immediately invert CDA Unit 180 degrees and shake vigorously.

C. Rstore CDA Unit to upright position & return to reposing location

D. Un-grasp Unit

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