Reuters
Rangoon
In Rangoon, on the Dong-Phong St. Pier, fondly christened the Yeti Jetty by
expedition sailors, preparations are already underway
to return the Abominable Snowman to G.N.H. & A Society
headquarters. The good ship "Ferric:-Oxide", with its
iron willed captain, is being outfitted to carry the
snowman back to civilization. A large parade is planned
and a holiday will be declared in Rangoon on the day the
snowman arrives.