Flash flood causes undermining of the ground on which cage stood
With a tear in his eye, Sir Orkney Urrd, the leader of the G.N.H.&A. Soc. Himalayan expedition
owned up today that the only abominable snowman, live and in captivity had, in fact escaped. It happened
after a flash flood had undermined the ground on which the cage stood. Now, since the cage was constructed
of suck heavy material it was decided that a floor would be unnecessary. This unforeseen, rare,
natural disaster will make it necessary for the society to suspend operations.
