The Greater Newtown Historical & Anthropological Society of North America & Western Europe

10 Oct 1968 P.M.

The

Greater Newtown

Historical & Anthropological

Society

of

North America & Western Europe

(a non-profit organization)

Announces

Its Major Project for the Christmas - New Year Season of the Year 1968-1969

Eschewing the possible, we have sent an exhibition to forbidden Tibet!

Object: The capture of the elusive, mysterious, and fabled --

Abominable Snowman

and his return to Newtown, (via Stamford), by July of this year.
An advance party has already arrived at Kathmandu, Nepal. Further details will be available as soon as a network of communications is established.

Now - the cost of the equipment is high and it will be necessary to request of the public its support for this tremendous

Scientific Endeavor.

Investors may be assured, on the basis of advance secret information, that the risk is very slight - but should natural disaster strike, economic loss would certainly result. Therefore, no one will be permitted to invest in more than one share of the expedition.

WAIT

for further word from your

AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE

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