Sir Orkney Urtd, of the G.N.H. & A. Soc., today described
the Abominable Snowman, he had recently captured:
"-'ea rather tall, don't you know; some what around the
'eight of Charles de Gaulle; arms that extend well below
'is knees and bloody large feet. 'e's got brown and gray
'air all over 'im and beastly bad breath. No tellin' wot
'is disposition will be 'cause 'e 'asnt woke up yet from
the blast 'e got in the noggin but I expect 'ell be ruddy
nasty by the look of im."