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SNOWMAN TRANSPORT BEGINS

12 Dec 1968 P.M.


The greater Newtown Historical and Anthropological Societys' Abominable Snowman expedition today is making ready to transport its' prize down to Baligam at the foot of mighty Mount Gehezutsu to begin the homeward journey via the Tashagong, Brahmaputra and Chickchar Railway to Rangoon and thereafter, by sea on an expedition vessel.

The captive awoke this morning with a rather formidable lump on its' head but not much more the worse for wear. The expeditions' Mr. Dirk Humble took a large amount of motion picture footage of the creature and then discovered that he had forgotten to remove the camera lens' dust cover. More film is being rushed from Rangoon and will arrive tomorrow. Mr. Humble is hence forth assigned to cage cleaning duties.

Sir Orkney Urrd, expedition leader, is fair splitting with joy and anticipation. In reference to the downmountain trek Sir Orkney said: "Just like Winchester Cathedral, l'm bringin' 'Im down". (A barrel of laughs, that Sir Orkney).

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